ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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