Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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