Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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