ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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