It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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