That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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