Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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