why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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