chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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