so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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