I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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