Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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