she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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