Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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