Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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