i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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