Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Come see our sink grown plant.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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