I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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