Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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