I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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