Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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