...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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