theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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