kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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