I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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