We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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