then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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