My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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