guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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