Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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