I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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