what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize