is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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