i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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