Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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