doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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