Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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