State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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