Porn is love you can see.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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