S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am midnight drunk by noon
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize