What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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