i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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