After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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