oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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