He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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