i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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