i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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