So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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