she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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