You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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