I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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