Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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