Porn is love you can see.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize