Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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