I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube