You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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