your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im having a threesome with these popsicles
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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